so basically...the spray-on condom has progressed further than I thought. It is now in its testing stages....I however would not want that latex shit running down my balls let alone be splashed upon my "BreY's 1 Hour Heaven Erecting Lifting Pleasure Rod*"....shake my head.
Like you can actually use this stuff as a weapon or to your advantage in anyway.
Scenario 1:
You see dude with a nice phone..you approach him and say "We got latex cuhz, hand over that shit cuhz". If he flatly refues to do so, seeing as you look like you're no threat - you pull out your tube of spray on condom and proceed to blast it in his eye and mouth. 20 seconds later his eyes shall be sealed and so should his mouth....go for the pockets, instant win.
Scenario 2:
Spray the spray on condom on your face...let it mould. You are now ready to have a successful day robbing stores. Enjoy.
*BreY's 1 Hour Heaven Erecting Lifting Pleasure Rod - sold seperatley.
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