Avoid it like the plague, or like that dude who lives on your road. You know the one with a nice "middle class" family yet gives you that pervy eye despite dude being 55..no homo.Hollywood once again fucks up another great Cartoon franchise, I don't even mean to throw the word cartoon around loosely. Because when you think of cartoons, you think of children, beautiful children and how you oh so want to....
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as I was saying Dragonball yes is a cartoon visually, storyline wise, character development and dialouge aside it's a drama just drawn. So it angers me when Hollywood says "hey let me throw 180 mill on this film, let's make a scrawny white kid play the part of Goku, lets give him a guido-esque hairstyle, lets let Chow Yun Fat play the Master Roshi but due to his 'do you know who I am' godliness let's allow him to not shave his hair. Then also lets give Chi-Chi a gun. So another white protaganist and an oriental supporting cast, that should put bums on seats..right?"
Not only have they gone and done that there's also talks about no dinosaurs & no flying cars...
I hate you 13 year old kids you and you're "mummy and daddy will pay for me to watch it" ways fuck up a lot of films. What on earth is a PG 13......
Seriously what white person would be named Goku...and if this is Dragonball...why the fuck are people in their 18 upwards.
suck my fantastic dragonballs no homo...killa...I'll be back to posting regularly in a bit.
x
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will not be watching
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HAHA brey! i have missed your blogs!!
My inner-child weeps. I loved Dragonball Z so much, and no matter how old I get, it will always be a part of my childhood. It's going to pain me to watch these hollywood dickfaces destroy my one of my favorite cartoons. It might sound emotional, but it's probably this strong ass lemonade talking.
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