There’s something almost pornographic about the above image. I don’t know about you but the guy wearing the jeans with the in-built keyboard looks like he’s playing with himself. Designed by Erik De Nijs, there’s a mouse in the back pocket and speakers in the knees. Can you imagine your mother walking in on you while wearing/using this?
Mum:Oh My God! Jeffrey! Stop it this instant!
J: Jesus mum, you scared the life out of me. What’s wrong?
Mum: Don’t you look all innocent at me! You were touching yourself!
J: Huh?
Mum: Don’t deny it! I saw you. Your hands were all over it. Disgusting!
J: But mum….
Mum: And in the living room of all places!
J: Mom, it’s a keyboard. I have to touch it.
Mum: Rubbish. Who has a keyboard on the crotch of his pants?
Last question...are these gonna come out in selvage?
Love
Veezy
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