BAD:
Well my day started by being woken up to the smell of fags! So i knew my mom and stp dad were home for the easter weekend.
Then sprinted to the train station cos i had no cash for the grimey cousin brother even more fagged out bus which be the number 14!!
So ye just caught the train shouting to the ticket dude, Yooo tell them ill pay when i get there.
No ticket inspector on the train when i want to pay! them fools are like flys on shit when you dont want to pay.
I get off the train with my innocent face looking to be a good boy and pay someone for my journey. I walked up up to the lady as i usually have more look with the opposite when asking for stuff. (apart from sex) the bitch only called some bitch waste man over.
so i explained myself to him why i couldnt pay and he was like yeyeye dont worry come over here.
UGLY:
The wasteman only got his little book out and proceeded to fine me £20 for a £1.80 ticket fare i was willing to pay.
I thought fuck this i was being nice and white boy nice to his ass, so i turned my breed ass all niyaguhh ghetto on him and told him about his over aged orange jacket wearing ticket inspecting ass.
then his homeboy raj tried to get involved, but i was far gone reasoning.
they called the fucking popo on my ass.
Arghhhhh, luckily Des the Big Black Jamaican security guard was walking past as the commotion was going on and calmed me down before i got locked up for what they would of label as " suspicious terrorist activity "
Me and you will meet again inspector waste man!
GOOD:
Watched the orphanage, went home had rice krispies, pizzas and now making a cheese and onion crisp sandwich with some soft warburtons bread. Mmmmmmm
Rant over and out.
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