Broke Fi Broke

In our day and age where typical humanoids devalue 2D games, little do people know that somewhere in their attic they're sitting on a potential easy £30 - £300.

For some insane reason a couple of years ago, possibly when I was about 13 I got rid off my Sega Mega Drive 2 (Genesis to you American readers) and my Snes (Super Famicom to you Japanese readers). To cut a long story short, pertaining the mentioned consoles, I would like to apologise for throwing you in the bin and allowing the council to take you away in that sanitation truck. I hope you understand that it was due to duress and pressure from my cousin who told me The Playstation was the shit and that I seemed like a poor bastard for still rocking with those 8 bits and 16 bits joints.

Truth be told he's 11 years older than me, he's learned, I apologise sincerely Super Mario RPG and Taz: Escape from Mars amongst others, also Axel (see I'm not racist) please don't come and get me from the grave I spent many a time with you beating up n*ggers on the streets of rage so be fair, plus we all know you can't jump for shit, so aiming for my shins isn't a good look.

What hurts me the most (real talk) is that I threw away games that are a....rarity nowadays...so boy oh boy did I lose out on a nice pair of cash that would have funded my CDG, NDG & LV account. Little did I know that geeks world wide would fall in love with both versions of Harvest Moon for the N64 and the Snes...fuck I need to shell out around £30-£80 for those games alone nowadays.

I blame these "retro cool kids" a man can't enjoy his golden era of gaming games in peace anymore...N64 should arrive on Friday or possibly Monday...someone hook me up with Super Smash Bro's please, I will not pay rape prices ya zimme....or I'll be poorer than Paul McC.

Also who remembers the game above. Let me refresh your memory, Michael had to save all those kids from being kidnapped by some mr big or someshit, and the funniest thing was lool, bare with me, the sprites (images for you n00bs) for the children where always shorter than Michael, so when you actually "set them free" their head would always be directed to MJ's virtual pen0rz, what makes matters even worse, was the moan the kiddies yelled out after "Michaeeeeeeel"...games predict the future. Nice game soundtrack also. Heehee.